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Consultants bag £37m from failed e-Borders contract

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:31
Project reopening to tender

The Home Office paid more than £37m to just one consultancy for advice on the e-Borders contract, which was torn up by the coalition after the election.…

Google squirrels into human brains with Scribe experiment

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:23
Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me

Google has created an atmosphere of McCarthyism and a postage stamp-sized image of what the hell the world will look like if us hacks use the firm's latest creepy tool, dubbed Scribe.…

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Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 14:14
Sperm donation no excuse for viewing smut

A right-leaning Health think tank has condemned the NHS for spending £700 a year on porn to assist male visitors to fertility clinics to produce samples.…

Coalition launches extradition treaty review

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 13:43
Aims for fairness across the pond

The controversial extradition treaty between the US and the UK is to be reviewed by the government.…

Two-lane BRIDGE FOUND ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 13:21
Boffins still sceptical of alien/Elvis involvement

In blockbusting news, a NASA spacecraft has discovered a bridge wide enough to carry a two-lane road on the far side of the Moon.…

Cisco pays millions to end DoJ probe

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:59
Overcharging claims settled

Cisco Systems and distie Westcon Group North America, owned by South African firm Datatec, are to pay $48m to end an investigation by the US Department of Justice into overcharging.…

Assange asks for new lawyer

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:49
Denies blaming CIA for 'smear'

Julian Assange has requested a new lawyer to represent him during a rape investigation in Sweden because his previous brief, Leif Silbersky, was not engaged enough with the case.…

New mid-range product coming from EMC

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:32
Early 2011

EMC will introduce a new mid-range storage product in early 2011.…

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Safari and Firefox updates plug critical holes

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:21
Drive-by download guard

Tuesday marked a busy day for alternative browser security updates with patches from both Apple and Mozilla.…

Cattle-burp eco menace mastered - by oregano

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:16
Herbal belch-squelch method also offers milky bonus

A bovo-boffin in Pennsylvania says he has saved life on planet Earth from being gradually stifled into extinction by burgeoning clouds of cattle-belch methane. The solution is apparently to feed cows oregano.…

Sussex police try new tactic to relieve snappers of pics

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:07
Section 19. Nanananana..........

The problem of police decision-making on who is permitted to take photographs of what is highlighted again in a disturbing incident at the weekend, where film was seized at an anti-fascist protest in Brighton.…

Samsung scents strong Android tablet sales

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:57
We'll sell 10m in a year, predicts exec

Watch out, Apple, Samsung wants your market share. The South Korean giant has forecast that its Galaxy Tab 7in Android tablet will account for a third of the slate market by this time next year.…

Save us from our users

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:45
Doomsday Weekend 3: sometimes a god complex isn't a bad idea

Sysadmin blog  Many sysadmins among us certainly have a god complex. The truth is, no matter how well-prepared for a large project we try to be, we can't control our users.…

Eric Schmidt warns Berliners: 'We know where you are'

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:33
Be happy, and hand over your memory to Google

Eric Schmidt did his best to raise the bar on his harshest critics yesterday, by telling an audience in Berlin that "we know where you are, we know what you like".…

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Bullish analysts: N8 will save Nokia

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:28
What's Finnish for Jesus?

Strong operator demand for new kit from Nokia means the company may be emerging from its darkest period in modern history, according to a report from Morgan Stanley.…

UK hacker fined for personnel database mischief

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:26
Email salary details to everyone ploy foiled

A court has ordered a UK hacker to pay compensation after he used a purloined laptop to hack into his ex-employer's personnel database.…

MS prices up Xbox 360 Kinect console combo

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:24
250GB bundle

Microsoft has priced up the Xbox 360 Kinect bundle it's hoping will tempt console-less consumers when the motion control tech launches on 10 November.…

O2 rolls out early-bird ticket app

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:59
Fast access to priority bookings

O2 has been tempting existing and potential customers with the carrot of early access to event bookings for some time. Now it's made getting hold of tickets easier.…

Pliant does MLC flash

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:18
Cheaper flash storage array drives

The march of MLC flash into mainstream enterprise storage took another step forward today as Pliant launched its Enterprise Flash Disk (EFD) products.…

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BT takes 40% of CfH spending

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:13
CSC gets a pittance

Connecting for Health spent £470m with BT last year, more than twice as much as went to CSC.…